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UCI in “different to Gadaffi” shocker.

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I wish I had written this: http://www.cyclismas.com/2012/10/uci-reveals-words-rejected-in-judgement-against-landis

Floyd Landis, in absentia, has been ordered by a Swiss court never to state that that:

the Union Cycliste Internationale,  Pat McQuaid and/or Hein Verbruggen have concealed cases of doping, received money for doing so, have accepted money from Lance Armstrong to conceal a doping case, have protected certain racing cyclists, concealed cases of doping, have engaged in manipulation, particularly of tests and races, have hesitated and delayed publishing the results of a positive test on Alberto Contador, have accepted bribes, are corrupt, are terrorists, have no regard for the rules, load the dice, are fools, do not have a genuine desire to restore discipline to cycling, are full of shit, are clowns, their words are worthless, are liars, are no different to Colonel Muammar Gaddafi

If you hold a racing licence, you’re paying for this bullshit lawsuit. So enjoy it.

Floyd – if ever we meet, the first round’s on me.

Written by tomsulston

04/10/2012 at 10:32

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The unholy evil of the cyclosportive

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One of the many great things about cycling is that it’s easy. Here is a complete list of what you need to do to enjoy a bike ride:

  1. Get on bike;
  2. Ride bike.

Until event-organisers get their hands on it, and then this simple daily act becomes an expedition.

The Manchester Great Cycle looks beyond awful. Take the family-friendly model of the Skyride series; strip out its low barriers to participation and replace them with an unholy lawyer-fest of rules. Then add in a pile of Fred-tacular sportive riders and an uninspiring out-and-back course that’s ridden in laps. The whole thing is a complete confused mess – neither a mass-participation family-friendly no-traffic pootle around, nor a “challenge” ride, nor a race.

It’s almost as if someone had a big pile of meaningless rules lying around and was looking for an event to inflict them on. Here’s a great example of some idiocy:

Children aged 7 and under are not eligible for a finisher’s pack.

So those parents who might want to take one child younger than seven and one older will have to deal with the happy fun times resulting when one of them gets a goody bag and the other doesn’t. Great family-friendly thinking, there.

But it’s only a tenner, right? I mean, it’s not like you can just get on your bike and ride it anywhere you like for free.

Written by tomsulston

23/05/2012 at 10:41

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Ki-jitensha-shizen-ichi

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The grapes are fat and ready for harvest. They look fantastic.

A few weeks ago, I was riding through the vineyards around Dardagny. A small flock of about a dozen sparrows turned across my path and for a few silent moments we were motionless together as the world flew beneath us.  It was as magical as it was transient.

One of the key concepts in Kendo is “ki-ken-tai-ichi”. Spirit, sword, and body as one. This was “ki-jitensha-shizen-ichi”.  Spirit, bicycle and nature as one.

Written by tomsulston

20/09/2011 at 08:53

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On the 2012 Olympics.

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The kerfuffle over ticket allocation and shortage has given rise to a question: why are there so few Olympic track cycling events? Track cycling requires a dedicated venue, much like the aquatic events. So let’s compare the two.

Cycling

5 track events (Sprint, Keirin, Team Sprint, Team Pursuit, Omnium) for both men and woman; 10 gold medals to be won.

Construction of the velodrome: £93M. (£63M over-budget but delivered) [Mail]

Cost of hosting each track cycling gold medal: £9.3M

Aquatics

33 swimming events; 2 synchronised swimming; 8 diving. 43 gold medals to be won.

One Olympic aquatics centre costs £262M (£190M over-budget and incomplete) [Telegraph]

Cost of hosting each gold medal: £6M

So even though the aquatics centre is 3 times over-budget, each cycling event costs a third more to host. Not only that, but the track cycling is running only for 7 days, whereas there are events in the aquatics centre for 15.

So there’s plenty of capacity for more cycling events that would not only increase the fixed asset turnover ratio of the velodrome, but also allow thousands more cycling fans to see the events live.

That all said, I’m fortunate. In the insane Olympic ticket lottery, I got all the tickets I asked for.

None.

I was giving some serious thought toward pitching for some of the track cycling events, but came to the conclusion that I’d rather spend my time and money on actually riding my bike than to:

  • give any money or attention at all to the IoC, LOCOG, Seb Coe or any of the various corrupt, venal, evil entities that are involved in the modern Olympic games and the corruption of the sporting ideals espoused;
  • sit in a velodrome full of “Come on Tim!”s who are only there because there’s a sniff of a British gold medal and who wouldn’t know the business end of a track bike if it did a fixie-skid all over them;
  • leave my bike in the oh-so-secure Victoria Park, rather than ride it to the Olympic village, where it would represent a “security issue”.

Written by tomsulston

06/06/2011 at 14:52

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Obree for UCI President

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Ain’t that the truth. [Via Bianchista]

Written by tomsulston

06/06/2011 at 14:04

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Fitting a Brompton chain guard

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I have a Brompton. It is lovely and useful, but the plastic chain guard is a weak spot. It gets squashed in the fold and can be crushed in transportation. Mine was smashed to pieces following a disagreement with a tram track in San Francisco. So I ordered a replacement.

Here is the useful secret that helps make fitting it easier: snap off the 5 large nubbins on the right-hand side (ie the outside) of the guard. Then put it on the chainring, aligning the little tabs with the holes in the chainring.. Then push the snapped-off plastic bits back in. I found it easier to push them in the wrong way round.

Written by tomsulston

27/05/2011 at 18:28

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You load 16 tons and what do you get?

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One of the nice things about cycling is that it’s a non-Sisyphean task. Once you’ve pushed your body (and mine is somewhat like a boulder) to the top of a hill, the only thing that awaits you is the joy of flying down the descent.

As opposed to work, where great achievements are rewarded with a larger load. There’s probably some management law about increasing the size of an employee’s boulder until they are unable to make progress up the slippery slope of career development. Sort of like a deterministic Peter principle.

Written by tomsulston

25/05/2011 at 15:53

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